Totally Ultimate - The Blog About All Things Ultimate

Having a multimillion dollar media empire based on silly images of cats? Ultimate.

totallyultimate — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:51:12 +0000

Ben Huh might look nerdy, but he is quite ultimate. You want his job, trust me.

I can haz fun times and $$$$ like Ben?

Power naps – Ultimate

stranana — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:11:10 +0000

Feeling tired is definitely one of the repercussions of leading an ultimate lifestyle but it is quite ultimate just getting in a bit of sleep at the opportune moment.

This kind of one or two hour nap has been taken to new levels in NYC where you can go for a power nap in specially designed pods.

Smooth Parallel Parking. Ultimate.

totallyultimate — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:47:27 +0000

Being a one-time parallel parker is totally ultimate. Just size up the spot, swing your car into reverse, and feel your way in. No sweat.

This becomes even more ultimate when the size of the spot just exactly equals the size of your car. Double points if your car is bigger (don’t try this).

Also double points if you can do it like this:

(Stranana)

Exam time Procrastination. Not Ultimate

stranana — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:02:14 +0000

Every single person I know that has had to study for anything has fallen victim to the evil lord procrastinator. This is painfully not ultimate. When he has you in his grasp you are neither filling your head with potentially useful information nor allowing yourself to take a break. It is most common that you will find some completely inane task that allows your body to feel like it is doing something while your mind stays half way across the milky way. Allowing this to continue can turn you into a fish. PUT YOUR REVISION TO ONE SIDE FOR A MOMENT. GO TAKE A WELL EARNED BREAK. SEE YOUR MATES. PLAY SPORT. GO FOR A WALK

Some classic examples of procrastination are:

1) Typing “ANS * 2″ into your calculator to see how long it takes to get an error by constantly pressing =

2) Playing internet games like “diner dash” and “feeding frenzy”

3) Going on multiple cigarette and tea breaks

4) Making a revision helmet out of a cereal box and some masking tape

5) Making an “Evil Lord Procrastinator” helmet to go and have that ultimate superhero-villain battle to the death with your housemate who is revising hard wearing their “Captain Reviso” revision helmet

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I’m sure our readers can think of some more good ones to add, probably while they should be revising.

Homing from Work – Sort of Ultimate

Alex — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:12:40 +0000

Need to sort out your utility bills? Need to book some flights? Need to write your latest blog post? Don’t mess around in your own time trying to connect to next doors internet connection, make use of that under-utilised super-fast work broadband!

Having Sex with Twins. Not Ultimate

stranana — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:13:08 +0000

You find a really hot girl that wants you to bang her… what could be better? How about two hot girls? How about two hot girls that look identical?

This all sounds really hot but is actually another one of those wolves in sheep’s clothing and is so often passed off wrongly as being ultimate (mainly by plebs). The reality of this one is they are sisters. INBREEDING IS NOT ULTIMATE, ergo Having Sex with Twins is Not Ultimate

MacBooks. Ultimate.

skribble5 — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:11:32 +0000

I am currently chilling on a friend’s MacBook pro and it is probably one of the best laptops I’ve ever used. I’m loving this, it is so ultimate. Think I might be a convert.

Pumas. Reebok Pumps. Ultimate.

totallyultimate — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:35:07 +0000

Having a good pair of kicks is definately ultimate. You can’t go wrong with pumas although there are a lot of great brands out there that can compete.

And of course a throwback to the good old days: Reebok Pumps. Remember those? So ultimate back in the day, it would take a brave soul to rock them today.

Artist collaborations. Ultimate.

skribble5 — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:24:06 +0000

It is great to see your favorite artists working together to create ultimate entertainment. In music, its very refreshing to see multiple genres meshing together. Run DMC with Aerosmith, Jay Z with Linkin Park are just a few examples.

But, my current favorite artist collaboration is definitely the Ben Affleck/Jimmy Kimmel video. It’s got everybody you can think of and its pretty ultimate!

Will add more examples when I think. Examples from readers welcome!

London 2012 logo. Not Ultimate.

skribble5 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:40:21 +0000

I love sports, love the olympics, love London, but the 2012 logo is not doing it for me.