Totally Ultimate – The Blog About All Things Ultimate

Being Ultimate is Not Easy. We Help You Figure that Shit Out

Coca Cola. Ultimate.

Posted by totallyultimate on June 11, 2008

Ultimate people drink Coke. Your friend making a big fuss about your choice of restaurant not serving Coke Zero? Not Ultimate. WTF is Coke Zero anyway? And diet Coke? Drink a herbal tea or something instead. For the real man, there’s only one option: full-fat Coke. That’s ultimate.

Advertisements

One Response to “Coca Cola. Ultimate.”

  1. stranana said

    Diet coke, decaf coffee, low fat butter, HERBAL TEA!?@£$??! All these things are most definitely not ultimate.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: