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Smooth Parallel Parking. Ultimate.

Posted by totallyultimate on July 2, 2008

Being a one-time parallel parker is totally ultimate. Just size up the spot, swing your car into reverse, and feel your way in. No sweat.

This becomes even more ultimate when the size of the spot just exactly equals the size of your car. Double points if your car is bigger (don’t try this).


Also double points if you can do it like this:



3 Responses to “Smooth Parallel Parking. Ultimate.”

  1. stranana said

    Hah – I did this on my driving test! U-u-u-u-Ultimate!

  2. Pandora said

    ULTIMATE! Even more stylish if you keep one hand on the gear stick for the whole manoeuvre and just palm the wheel round with your other hand 😎

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